all i want is to be happy.
“I Took her Iphone. Changed the contact name. Placed it back next to her. I called. She Answered.”
(via akosifhelita)
NAGSA-SOUND TRIP NA LANG
SINASAKTAN ANG SARILI
NANANAKIT NG IBA
NAIKUKULONG =)
NAG-IISIP NG SOLUSYON
NALOLOKA
NG NALOLOKA
NG NALOLOKA PA
ITINUTULOG NA LANG
NANANAKIT NG DINGDING
NAGYOYOGA
WALA SA SARILI KAPAG NASA KALSADA
NAG UUMEMOTE
NANINIRA NG GAMIT
PILIT TUMATAKAS
NAPOPOSSESS
NATUTULUYAN
SAN KA DIYAN?
(1 boy didn’t write)
TEACHER : why are you not writing?
BOY : i’m waiting for my secretary
(via wowfunniestposts)
And you don’t know whether you should be like:
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
LOL! =))))))
(Source: , via ninix07)
They’re all like:
“IS THIS YOUR CHILD?”
And you’re just like:
And then they’re like:
“Oh my goodness, I remember when you were just a baby!”
And you’re just like:
(Source: sheamnessy, via wowfunniestposts)






































